We knew it was just a matter of time…

Before someone created this: Tiger Blood energy drink. For $4, you can get a real Tiger Blood flowing through your veins. OK it’s not really tiger blood, thankfully.

Here’s the description:

We have decided to do a limited edition of one of our products, converting it into Bi-Winning Tiger Blood.
It’s made from 100% passion specifically to make your brain fire in a way that’s not from this particular terrestrial realm. Tiger Blood allows you to use household items, you’re welcome to take more drugs than anyone can survive. Be different, have a different brain, and a different heart. When you feel Tiger Blood in your veins, you’ll realize dying’s for fools and that can’t is the cancer of happen. Period. The end.

Note: This product does not do any of the above, and we don’t know what banging 7 gram rocks means.¬†It is, however, a delicious fruit punch flavored energy shot packing 80mg of caffeine.



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