Yup, you read that right.
Buzzfeed, with their infamous posts, created one on “Why local news is the best news…” Well, I couldn’t agree more. And thanks for making me #17. A true pinnacle in my career (**we need a sarcasm font**).
Want to see the original story? Your wish is my command…
Update (that wasn’t in original piece) – turns out police determined the woman put super glue on the toilet in order to get stuck, then sue WalMart. The only problem? Super glue dries almost instantly…police knew there was no way someone else could have put the glue on the toilet without the woman knowing.